What would you do.

so theres never anything here, so im making a new topic. its not about guns! nor the hottest girl. -shocker-

So, If every girl on the planet were to die, and there bodies be burned, so that there were only guys on the planet and not a single trace of a girl, what would you do? would you kill yourself? would you go gay? would you go on living normally?

Dont ask why i made this, but just answer honestly lol...

I think i would go on living normally, till about a month, then i would go insane and kill myself. what would you do?

..probobly get a cardboard picture of jill, turn it into a robot so that then I would atleast have something do talk to xD then go feeding seagulls some alcaselsor and then watch the birds blow up (its funny..) and then umm...idk.. probobly then just go hire someone to kill me or just hope to die of an early age. just so I dont commit suicide

I shall elaborate on these three options you have presented and perhaps come to a decision on which one I might choose to act upon.

Kill myself? Let's see. The only reason I see to pick this option is that I can no longer do without girls, and the absence of girls is causing me so much harm that the upsides of killing myself would outweigh the downsides. The upside is that everythings ends; there is no existance or absence of girls, or guys, or myself, or anything - at least until the afterlife comes, or whatever it is you believe in. So I wouldn't have to worry about that. The downside is that I miss out on doing a lot of things I wish to do while I'm still alive. My religion also rules against committing suicides, so there goes that. The only way I see myself committing suicide would be that it were a direct result of growing insanity.

Go gay? Like killing myself, there would have to be a really good reason for me to "go gay." However, it seems that I naturally come with the idea that "going gay" is something I would greatly despise in my present state of mind, me being "straight" and all. I do not think I would much like being gay unless I was already in a gay state of mind, and until then, I would choose to remain straight. Besides, one cannot simply "go gay." One is born being like that. So even if I wanted to choose that path, I would not be able to follow it (and my present mind is thankful for this), unless there were such things as "gay pills" or something to convert your... Direction. So I believe this option would be on or very, very near to the bottom of my list.

Go on living normally? Let's weigh out the good and the bad. Living would mean that I could spend the rest of my days doing what I wanted, until I died of natural causes. I've always wanted to die of natural causes. Living would also mean that I could change my mind and make another choice about what to do with myself later on. Besides, out of these three options, I dislike the idea of choosing the other two, so I'm left with living - and living doesn't seem to be too bad. If I chose to die, well, I wouldn't be able to turn back or choose another option. I don't feel like dying, even if there wasn't a single girl on the planet. There's usually more to one's life than just girls. I would probably spend a lot of time reading, writing, drawing, playing Halo, and practicing my judo and wushu, among other things. I'm a lot more content with that than I am with dying - although I do wish to die someday. I don't quite like the idea of immortality.

Out of those three options, I'm sure that I would choose the third and last option; to continue living normally - or as normally as you can live without a single female on the planet. I'm sure that without a female population, the balance of the world would be ruined, yin and yang would be no longer be equal, and there would be much chaos. Still, I choose living through chaos over suicide.

This entire post was the result of [an aweful lot of] boredom.

*cough* I thought Adam already went gay since he liked the naked brothers band *cough*


Well....I'm not going to make an almost page answer like M....I would definately not go gay. I would most likely kill my self or be a hermit.

-sigh- dan.. im not gay. and I dont like them as much now. im started to not like them. idky but I am.

I'm just joking calm down. 0_0

i would probably learn how to make girls again thru DNA....if that fails ill live on normally, and if i start to go crazy then ill go skydiving a bit and probably kill myself and have it classified as a stunt mishap

adam not like nbb thats a blatent lie

suicidecommandofan1 wrote:adam not like nbb thats a blatent lie

ok fine, I still like them. and I will continue to like them till I meet them.

pft like that would ever happen lol

STM - Tigers SC wrote:pft like that would ever happen lol

Well, if it were to happen...

STM - Tigers SC wrote:pft like that would ever happen lol

acctualy it can... cuz soon in my paper route in about like 5 years I would have enough to drive there get a place to stay in a hotel and then go on their website where their fan mail goes and everyday I would go there and one of those days I would see them.

adam by the time u drive and meet them and say ur their biggest fan they are gonna be like...who the heck is this dweeb?

Fly Jr. wrote:adam by the time u drive and meet them and say ur their biggest fan they are gonna be like...who the heck is this dweeb?

see. this is why I dont like you one bit. your always making fun of me.

THEN STOP TALKING ABOUT NBB!!!!!!!!!!!! if u didnt like them i wouldnt be making fun of you

You'd be lost without your Anna, huh?

Adam wrote:

STM - Tigers SC wrote:pft like that would ever happen lol

acctualy it can... cuz soon in my paper route in about like 5 years I would have enough to drive there get a place to stay in a hotel and then go on their website where their fan mail goes and everyday I would go there and one of those days I would see them.

I'm just wondering if Adam's post made sense to any one, because I got nothing out of it.

And who would be lost without Anna?

Dag264 wrote:

Adam wrote:

STM - Tigers SC wrote:pft like that would ever happen lol

acctualy it can... cuz soon in my paper route in about like 5 years I would have enough to drive there get a place to stay in a hotel and then go on their website where their fan mail goes and everyday I would go there and one of those days I would see them.

I'm just wondering if Adam's post made sense to any one, because I got nothing out of it.

And who would be lost without Anna?

He planned that if he saves up the money from his paper route for 5 years he can go meet them. lol...


And I'd probably just go on living. I mean, I play Xbox with my friends now (no girls. T_T) and if that happened, well...wouldn't affect me all that much. Yay nerdiness.

Ohhhh.....I thought he meant that girls could banish off of the earth possibly because something about his newspaper route.....

that would be nice then we could all drink beer and never hear them complain to clean up bottles and we could eat pizza and hot wings all day long

Chances are a few people would end up having a se*x change and breast implants and then they would die in the stampede of horny guys.

So, that option is out the window. XD I think I'd go with M's anwser. Live life normally.

Freakshow wrote:Chances are a few people would end up having a se*x change and breast implants and then they would die in the stampede of horny guys.

So, that option is out the window. XD I think I'd go with M's anwser. Live life normally.

lol thats a nice solution...i never said it had to be any of the three suggestions i put up there, you could put up your own suggestion on what you would do, or in this case, what would happen. its just for fun :-p

Yeah, and also chances are some insane inventor guys would make an android whose single purpose is to have breasts.

You know, since all the women would be gone and (as much as some confused people desire) guys cannot reproduce so the human race would be pretty much doomed. >.>

We'd be like the forerunners. And there would have to be a reason for the girls to die. Flood? So we'd build an ark and start a new android race before we all died.

I would probably attempt to live my life but then probably get bored and kill myself.