Silly Situational Sentences

This doesn't require a lot of thought, but is actually pretty funny. Try it!
Once this thread dies for awhile, we can post another like this and continue on.



Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the hokey pokey With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your living room

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I do what I want.
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

I danced with a noodle under your bed because the voices told me too. <.< That sounds wrong. xD But that's what it is.

I smelled a birdbath under your bed because thats how i roll!!!

WTH is there a birdbath under your bed

I licked a fork under your bed because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.


XD I love these!

I smelled a birdbath in an elevator because that's how I roll.

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Is it just me or is smelling a birdbath somewhat impossible if you have a cold? And no one uses a birdbath in an elevator in the winter....but I do roll like that xD

"I ran over my mobile phone in a hole because I can. "

Mine's not all that bad. haha

I jumped on Chuck Norris ridding a motor cycle because the voices told me to.

0_o

I ran over my sister under your bed because I do what I want to.



Wow.... not far off xDD

I ran over a stuffed animal in my car .. sweet

I've done this before...

I sang to a ninja riding a motorcycle because I'm cool like that.

I yelled at a baseball bat in a hole because I do what I want.

I had lunch with a smurf under your bed because I can.

I yelled at a smurf in a hole because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

i danced with a snowman in my car because i can XD

I ran over a football player sliding down a hill(changes shirt)Because I can.

I decided to do Katie's. Because I love these.
December 8th, 1995, with a white shirt:

I ran over my dog riding a motorcycle because I'm cool like that.

Wow, I have a rotten sister. xD

I loved my science teacher in a hole because I think I need some serious help.

Oh Jeez. Madi Don't read that. XD

I must be the only person here who thinks these are really, really stupid, and equally pointless.

Heh, says the one who plays HOCKEY! Probably the most pointless game in the world...LITERALLY! No one ever gets any points! You watch for an hour to see ONE point scored the entire game. You know who plays hockey? Canadians! And everyone knows how bad they are... lol

I think you have hockey confused with soccer.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/boxscore?gid=2010021114

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/boxscore?gid=2010021010

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/boxscore?gid=2010020408