Quotes!

heres one i had to change the words to make it appropriate

A good friend will come bail u out of jail...

A true friend will be sitting there next to u sayin
"Dang! We messed up"

here's a lot !

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?

Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

He who laughs last didn't get it.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button

Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over.

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it! No wait i did

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
Put a little boogy in it!

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's First Movement.

It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?

lol heres a few more

I'd Rather Be Hated
For Who I Am
Then Luuuuved
For Who I Am
NOT!!!!!!

if you cant laugh at urself i would be glad to do it for u(maybe not a quote lol)

Sometimes when I say
"O Im fine!"
I want someone to look me in the eyes and say
"TELL THE TRUTH!!!!"


We're not PERFECT
We LAUGH to hard
We r WAAAYY to loud
And we make COMPLETE fools of ourselves
But doing it together is wat makes us best friends FOREVER!

Ok thats it lol

haha thoses are funny

oooooooooh!!! I have some good ones...

" a good friend will sit with you by the pool during that time of the month, but a best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in"

"Lif is like an hourglass, sooner or later everything falls to the bottom. You just have to be patient and wait for someone to turn it around"

"people put up walls, not to keep people out, but too see who cares enought to break them down."

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain"

a friend wil come bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "(Sensored), that was fun."

I like that one...

why are there always two guys in your pics?

Obviously, the 2 formerly in my siggy:
"If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all!" -Thumper in Bambi
"The limit of one's craftmanship cannot be attained." -Ptahotep, a sage from some 4,000 years ago.

The only other one I can think of right now is:
"Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration." Thomas Edison

I was never good at remembering quotes.

“I think that hate is a thing, a feeling, that can only exist where there is no understanding.”

"Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes."

"It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education."

Sorry and now I needed to post a Bushism:

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

hahahahahaha i LOVE bushisms. woo.

bailey, one is my guy friend and the other is my sister.......hahahahahhaaha lol

HAHAH! im SORRY! OMG!

that's okay....lol

I have some from the show Greys Anatomy. (It is my favorite show)

Dr. George O'Malley: You know Joe?
Dr. Miranda Bailey: Oh, yeah. I was the only female intern my year. I didn't know anybody and nobody knew me except Joe. He knew me.
Dr. George O'Malley: Oh. So you and Joe...?
Dr. Miranda Bailey: All you people ever think about is how to get into somebody's pants. You're nasty.

addison: the only people that dont know derek loves meredith are derek and meredith

Dr. Meredith Grey: But he was looking 'at' me.
Dr. Derek Shepherd: He wasn't looking at you.
Dr. Meredith Grey: He was.
Dr. Derek Shepherd: The CT report says he wasn't.
Dr. Meredith Grey: Do you wanna argue with what I know I saw?
Dr. Derek Shepherd: No, Meredith, I don't want to argue with you any more.

Dr. Alex Karev: For a kiss to be really good, you want it to mean something. You want it to be with someone you can't get out of your head, so that when your lips finally touch you feel it everywhere. A kiss so good and so deep you never want to come up for air. You can't cheat your first kiss. Trust me, you don't want to. Cause when you find that right person for a first kiss, it's everything.

Katie Bryce: My head is full.
Dr. Meredith Grey: That's called thinking. Go with it.

Dr. Miranda Bailey: You mind moving this tailwagon? You blocking me in.

Dr. Derek Shepherd: It's not the chase.
Dr. Meredith Grey: What?
Dr. Derek Shepherd: You and me. It is not the thrill of the chase. It's not a game. It's... it's your tiny ineffectual fists. And your hair.
Dr. Meredith Grey: My hair?
Dr. Derek Shepherd: It smells good. And you're very, very bossy. It keeps me in line.
Dr. Meredith Grey: I'm still not going out with you.
Dr. Derek Shepherd: You say that now...

Dr. Meredith Grey: Maybe we're not supposed to be happy. Maybe gratitude has nothing to do with joy. Maybe being grateful means recognizing what you have for what it is. Appreciating small victories. Admiring the struggle it takes to simply be human. Maybe, we're thankful for the familiar things we know. And maybe we're thankful for the things we'll never know. At the end of the day, the fact that we have the courage to still be standing is reason enough to celebrate.

Dr. Derek Shepherd: Do you happen to know what time of year neurosurgeons are the busiest, Dr. Stevens?
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: There's a time of year?
Dr. Derek Shepherd: There's no hard or fast rule, but brain injuries tend to pile up around the holidays. Like our friend here. Folks fall off their roofs while they string up lights. Or they go skating for the first time in a decade and break their heads open. And every year people drive through blizzards to get to parties where they kiss germ-infected strangers under poisonous mistletoe. And then they get so drunk that they smash their heads through their windshield on their way home. Like I said, there's no hard or fast rule.

Dr. Derek Shepherd: [to Addison] Christmas makes you want to be with people you love. I'm not saying this to hurt you, or because I want to leave you, because I don't. Meredith wasn't a fling. She wasn't revenge. I fell in love with her. That doesn't go away because I decided to stay with you.

Denny Duquette: I've been lying in this bed for close to a year, and I've had a lot of time to look back on my life. And the things that I remember best - those are the things I wasn't supposed to do and I did them anyway. The thing is, life is too darn short to be following these rules.

Derek: all i want to tell you is that i'm in love with you i've been in love with you forever and now you have a choice to make i want you to take all the time you need i dont want to rush you but i love you just take your time because when i had a choice to make i chose wrong

MIRANDA: "Anything I can get for you, Dr. Burke?"
PRESTON: "No, I'm fine."
MIRANDA: "There, there must be something."
PRESTON: "It would be nice to have some ice chips. And, uh... a touch of morphine, if I'm allowed. And... Cristina."
MIRANDA: "Coming right up. [pauses] Where is Cristina? Where are... where are all the little suck-ups?"
PRESTON: "Excuse me?"
MIRANDA: "My interns. My *SENSORED*-kissing, surgery-hungry, competitive suck-ups. Where are they? Why aren't they here fetching you ice chips and morphine? You know something."
PRESTON: "I'm a patient."
MIRANDA: "Preston Xavier Burke, what have you done with my suck-ups?"

Meredith: Hey.
Derek: Hey. You almost died today.
Meredith: Yeah, I almost died today. I can't . . . I can't remember our last kiss. All I could think about was 'I'm going to die today and I can't remember our last kiss.' Which is pathetic, but the last time we were together and happy, I want to be able to remember that and I can't. I can't remember.
Derek: I'm glad you didn't die today. (pause) It was a Thursday morning. You were wearing that ratty little Dartmouth t-shirt you look so good in, the one with the hole in the back of the neck. You just washed your hair, smelled like some kind of . . . flower. I was running late for surgery. You said you were gonna see me later. Then you leaned into me, put your hand on my chest . . . and then you kissed me. Soft . . . quick, it was kinda like a habit. You know, like we'd do it every day for the rest of our lives. You went back to reading the newspaper, and I went to work. That was the last time we kissed.
Meredith: Lavender. My hair smelled like lavender from my conditioner.
Derek: Lavender

CRISTINA: "He has *SENSORED* with you and he's standing there all McGuilty and all he has to say is, 'What does this mean?'"

Alex: After all I've done to you, why are you helping me?
Izzie: Cause it's what Jesus would freakin' do!

Callie: I'm gonna leave the room for a long period of time for no reason whatsoever

Nice, it's not my favorite show but I watch it most of the time.
I like you quotes you got.
here's something funny I found:
Mottos To Live By
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is
research.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried
before.
Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands.
Everybody repeat after me....."We are all individuals."

Haha....I like those.
Yeah, Grey's Anatomy is mah FAVORITE show in the whole united world! (inside joke)

here's one i made today

How many LIKEs does it take to equal LOVE ?

~Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal.

I have many more...but I need to find them. But here's a known fact stated by me...
~"You can't drown a fish!"

~Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal.

I have many more...but I need to find them. But here's a known fact stated by me...
~"You can't drown a fish!"

thanks for calling me a guy, lovescene!! lol. it's okay. in the pics rach put up before i did kinda look like a guy. so i won't hold a grudge or anything.

here's a good quote(not word for word but something like this):
"being best friends means killing each other over a bag of chips and in the end you don't even say sorry but 'haha. too bad, loser'" that is so me, rach, and our friend Laura!

shelby that quote from your fiance is sooo cute!!!

here's a few original quotes by me:

"i like to stay organized. that's why i label people." i don't really label people, but it's kindof funny i think.

"life is like a box of chocolates... it sux when all the good stuff is gone."

My abolustle favorite show is Gilmore Girls, their quotes are hysterical soo here

Lorelai: Here is your 'serious' paper.
Rory: Thank you.
Lorelai: Ooh, and here are your somber highlighters, your maudlin pencils, your manic-depressive pens.
Rory: Mom.
Lorelai: Now, these erasers are on lithium so they may seem cheerful, but we actually caught them trying to shove themselves into the pencil sharpener earlier.
Rory: I'm going home.
Lorelai: No, wait! We're going to stage an intervention with the neon post-its and make them give up their wacky, crazy ways.
Rory: You're never coming shopping with me again

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Lorelai: Who wants cheese?
Rory: Are there crackers?
Lorelai: Somewhere in the state of Connecticut, yes, there are crackers.
Rory: And in the Gilmore house?
Lorelai: Who wants cheese?

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Lorelai: Come on. We'll drink a couple beers, we'll sing painting songs!
Luke: Painting songs?
Lorelai: Yeah, painting songs like, um, you know, the song that goes:
Grab your brush and grab your rollers, all you kids and all you...... bowlers - We're going paintin' today!
Say yes or there's another verse!
Luke: Well, I guess maybe if I had help.
Taylor: Really? Oh my God! That's wonderful! Hurrah!
Luke: Taylor, it's not for you, it's for me.
Taylor: I can't wait to tell the rest of the committee, they're not going to believe this!
Luke: I hate that he's pleased.
Lorelai: Ahh, you'll drop a gum wrapper on the street in front of his store later.
Luke: Yeah, good idea

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Rory: Can brains hurt?
Lorelai: Yes, it's hypochondria hour.
Rory: No, I'm serious. Last night when I was reading my biology chapters I distinctly heard a ping in the vicinity of my brain.
Lorelai: Your brain pinged?
Rory: Yeah. It just went like 'dink'.
Lorelai: Well then, honey, your brain dinked. It didn't ping

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Paris: (to Caitlyn and her mother) Now, if I can just get you to take these aptitude tests, we can get started.
Caitlyn's Mother: Why do I need to take a test?
Paris: I need to get a realistic idea of your daughter's true potential, and genetics is by far the most reliable indicator.
Caitlyn's Mother: I'm sorry?
Paris: Basically, I need to know how much of this is her fault and how much of it is yours. Tick-tock.

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Lorelai: Bing, why doesn't anybody name their kid "Bing" anymore?
Rory: You could have named me "Bing."
Lorelai: I thought about it but you didn't look like a Bing.
Rory: I don't even know if I should be insulted

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Emily: Gilmore! Richard Gilmore! I'm his wife, and I would like to see him now.
Nurse: I’m sorry he's in the cath lab right now getting an angiogram. But the doctor will come find you as soon as they're done.
Emily: There's no need to be cheery about it.
Nurse: I didn’t mean…
Emily: Honestly someone with your chipper personality ought to be a weather girl or a preschool teacher.
Nurse: I'm sorry you feel that way.
Emily: Oh, please. Don't mope.

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Michel: Please sit down. (everyone sits) Ok, I am ready to hear your ideas for the funeral.
Lorelai: Uh, ok ummm gosh our ideas, well, we've got sooo many ideas
Sookie: So so many! Why don't you start, with uh, the ideas.
Lorelai: Ok, um well first of all we thought we'd put him in a box-
Michel: A box?
Lorelai: A bag?
Michel: A bag?!
Lorelai: Sorry, animal disposal isn't my area of expertise.
Michel: Chin Chin has been cremated at the animal hospital. After the memorial his ashes will be scattered under the Poplar tree behind my house, where he so often went to think.
Lorelai: Aww, ok cool.
Sookie: Oh a tree! That's nice.
Michel: Why don't you just talk me through the particulars of the event?
Lorelai: Right, ok...um well we uh we thought we would have it here?
Michel: Hmm that sounds good.
Lorelai: Ok, during lunch.
Michel: During lunch?
Lorelai: Or before lunch?
Sookie: Or after lunch?
Lorelai: Either way, before or after lunch, doesn't matter.
Michel: Why must it relate to lunch at all?!
Lorelai: Oh, it doesn't have to we were just using lunch as a measure of time-
Sookie: -a way to you know, break up the day-
Lorelai: Yes, totally arbitrary.
Michel: I was thinking twilight might be nice.
Lorelai: Great!...well then 5 o'clock it is, that's uh a wonderful, idea...Sookie, what else, was on our list?, do you have yours with you?
Sookie: You know...I don't, sorry, uh I left mine, with yours, sooo-
Michel: -the flowers.
Lorelai: Oh!
Sookie: Oh, that was the first thing on our list!
Loreai: There will definitely be flowers!
Michel: I was thinking gerber daisies would be nice, maybe in reds, yellows, oranges, to complement his fur.
Lorelai: Done and done.
Michel: Can I trust you to liase with the florist?
Lorelai: I'll liase with the florist.
Michel: Let's discuss the programs.
Lorelai: The programs-
Sookie: You want programs?
Michel: Do you think when the Princess of Wales was entered at Althorp, the Spencer family was asked whether or not they wanted programs?!
Lorelai: ...probably not.
Michel: I assume there are no stationary selections for me to choose from yet!
Lorelai: Not yet-
Michel: You know what? Who cares! Why don't we just use fax paper and hey, why not print them out on the computer, after all it's just a dog!
Lorelai: Hey, Michel don't worry about the programs ok, we'll make up something really nice for you.
Michel: (teary) Fine. Now shall we go over the menus.
Lorelai: Ahh the menus! Well Sookie, take it away.
Sookie: Oh hey! Stay, I'd love your input.
Lorelai: You've always let me know that when it comes to food, you're the boss, well, you're the boss. (leaves as Sookie goes to grab her arm)

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haha sorry their so long..

kristi...lol i LUV urs!!there so funny...especially the best friend 1...lol

daphne---i like cheese & crakers 1...that's funny...lol

thank you em. daphne i like those. those are good ones.

haha
gilmore girls
that show is ahmazing.