BLONDE JOKES (no effence to the blonded out there)

Here you can write blonde jokes


Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Buy her another beer

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

ok once there was a magical mirror and if you lied in front of it youd disappear from existance... so there was a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette went up to it and said,"I think that blondes are nice".... poof she disappeared. So the redhead went up to it and said,"I'm a virgin" poof she dissappeared. The blonde went up to it and said,"I Think" poof she was gone.

lol hahaha hey rnt u a blonde lol

natrually yes ... but i died my hair dark brown ... lol

Q: How do you kill a blonde
A: put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool

i've heard that like a million times before ... here's a good one

a blonde when into the hair dresser and wanted to get a hair cut ... she said "do whatever you want just don't take my head phones of or i'll die" ... so the hair dresser didn't take it off ... one day the hair dresser got sick and died .... the blonde came in and sat down but the new hairdresser took the headphones of and the blonde didn't know what to do ... the hair dresser did the blondes hair but before she was finished she droped down dead ... the hair dresser listened to the headphones and it said "breath in....breath out....breath in....breath out........."

Lol!

Why did the blonde lose her job at the M&M factory?
Because she threw out all the W's.

How can you tell a blonde's been working?
When there's Wite-Out all over the screen.

there's 99 blondes and one red head dagaling from a helocoptor 500ft in the air ... the pilot says "one of ya'll will need ta let go or'll crash ya here" so the red head lets go and risks her lives for the rest then all the blondes give her and applause

ROFL to Leana's last one!

A brunette is jumping up and down on a railroad track, yelling "21! 21! 21!". A blonde comes along and decides that it looks like fun, so she climbs on the track and does the same. The train came. The brunette jumped off, but the blonde got run over. After the train was gone, the brunette hopped back on the tracks, and yelled, "22! 22! 22!"

hahaa ... lamo ... ! that's funny !

hehe! heres my fav,

Three women are about to be executed.
One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the brunette yells, ''EARTHQUAKE!!!'' Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the redhead yells, ''TORNADO!!!'' Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out.
The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim!'' and the blonde yells, ''FIRE!!!'''



okay this one i made up my self ....> one day a blonde was reading the newspaper and it said "adopt a highway!" then blonde look in shock and said "gosh! who would name their kid highway!?"


and another fav of mine

a blonde went to an airport and a sign said "<....airport left" the blonde got mad threw her things down in frustration and went back home....


and scarf being too tight joke hahaha

Haha Alanna! Yours was funny!
I was crying I laughed so hard!

I love all the ones you put up Amanda!! they were funny!

wow, you guys are greaat!

Another one!

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde are on the run from the police. They find 3 empty crates and they each crawl into one.
When the police went near the crate w/ the brunette, she said, "Woof". The police said, "Oh, it's just a bunch of puppies."
Then they found the crate w/ the redhead. She said, "Meow". And the police said, "Oh, it's just a bunch of kittens."
And then, they found the crate w/ the blonde. She said, "Potatoes".

ok so a blond was sitting with her friends at lunch and her friends asked...so did you kiss him ?
she said ... "i don't kiss and tell"

I am very offended

PLEASE DO NOT BRING UP OLD TOPICS

ch109967 wrote:I am very offended

Daphne's nicer than me.
You probably don't even know what being offended means.
And I might be being mean, but whatever. Do not bring up old topics, it is a rule, and it is considered spam. Please make sure that it doesn't happen again.

Thank you.

sorry. if your not aloud to bring this up, then why dont you lock it,.... cause, i mean, you could still have it for reference.....

Darling, your 10.

Legally, you arent even supposed to be on this site without written parent approval.

Stop being a smartass.

Thank you.

Now, just leave the topic be.