Re: The Ultimate Guy Thread.

by **Dag264** Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:54 pm

The Unnamed wrote:The real down side to gum is that chewing it will eat out the inside of your stomach.

Something about how when you're chewing food (and you salivate and all of that awesome stuff), your stomach brings out its acids or something. And since you're not swallowing any food to be digested by your stomach... Er. Yeah, you wreck and get cancer and leukemia and leprosy and food poisoning and radiation sickness 'n all of that crap. I eh, heard it somewhere? >.>

But that's just technical stuff. Bubble gum is better, as long as it's not cotton-candy flavored.

I hate cotton candy.

*cough* Not that you just made that up or anything...

by **The Unnamed** Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:53 pm

I forgot arthritis. Of the tongue.

by Nathan Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:54 am

Dag264 wrote:
The Unnamed wrote:The real down side to gum is that chewing it will eat out the inside of your stomach.

Something about how when you're chewing food (and you salivate and all of that awesome stuff), your stomach brings out its acids or something. And since you're not swallowing any food to be digested by your stomach... Er. Yeah, you wreck and get cancer and leukemia and leprosy and food poisoning and radiation sickness 'n all of that crap. I eh, heard it somewhere? >.>

But that's just technical stuff. Bubble gum is better, as long as it's not cotton-candy flavored.

I hate cotton candy.

*cough* Not that you just made that up or anything...

I believe M to be correct since the bial in the stomach in triggered by the saliva glands. Bial= Nasty Acid that can ruin your stomach, this metaphor= Think bial as heat in a pan with nothing in it, if its there too long without something to cook, it can destroy your pan.

by **XI_Mr_Pants_IX** Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:16 am

Isn't it spelled bile?

by suicidecommandofan1 Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:27 am

so the bills are gonna make the playoffs this year as will the broncos

by **Not Gregory** Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:59 am

Sports are for gay men. If I had a kid and he got into sports, I would honestly be disappointed.

by suicidecommandofan1 Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:03 pm

so greg if sports are for gay men id really hate to be you when you have to tell everyone you got beat up by a gay man

by **Dag264** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:09 pm

Ovaltine Bob wrote:Sports are for gay men. If I had a kid and he got into sports, I would honestly be disappointed.

If you ever have a son I feel very sorry for him.

And I'm hoping that Pittsburgh will be owned by Baltimore. I don't know much about the Ravens, so I really don't know who has the better chance, but it would make my day if they were beaten as bad as they were by the Eagles.

by suicidecommandofan1 Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:34 pm

the bucs are gonna crush the packers

by Fly Jr. Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:47 pm

Ovaltine Bob wrote:Sports are for gay men. If I had a kid and he got into sports, I would honestly be disappointed.

greg ur already a disappointment to ur parents

by suicidecommandofan1 Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:57 pm

just think how big of a disappointment those grandkids will be

by **The Unnamed** Wed Sep 24, 2008 5:07 pm

O.o How are sports for gay men? You need to get out a bit, Greg! Do you even know what sunlight feels like?

by suicidecommandofan1 Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:32 am

no he doesnt are you albino greg

by **Not Gregory** Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:09 am

Not albino, but quite pale.

by suicidecommandofan1 Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:32 am

thats quite sad and pathetic

by **Not Gregory** Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:33 am

Some would agree, but not all.

by suicidecommandofan1 Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:36 am

other pale people might agree

by **Not Gregory** Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:37 am

Yeah, we pales stick together.

by suicidecommandofan1 Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:42 am

how is that possible when not one pale leaves his home

by **Dag264** Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:48 am

There are some pale people who just can't get a tan.
And this topic is becoming pointless and stupid like all of the other topics in this section.
Gum owns.

by suicidecommandofan1 Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:58 am

thats because you dan, continue to post in it

by **Dag264** Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:09 pm

Obviously, it is my fault that you are discussing paleness.

by suicidecommandofan1 Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:12 pm

but dont insult us if you havent thought of a topic other then gum

by **Dag264** Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:14 pm

Actually, I was insulting myself just as much as you. Since I can't come up with a better topic then gum.

by suicidecommandofan1 Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:15 pm

lets talk about porsche and classic cars

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