Ninjas vs Pirates

you do know that pirates are just awesome enough to beat anyone? period? -boat sinks in the background- and i did that without a drop o' rum

Ya know Pirates and ninjas weren't realy around at the same time so its hard to say who is better with out seeing them fight.

Ninjas drink Vitamin water... Vitamin Water is amazing.. there for Ninjas are Amazing

nuff said


I HAVE SPOKEN!!!!!! MY WORD SHALL BE LAW!!!!!!!!

Not Zach wrote:
I HAVE SPOKEN!!!!!! MY WORD SHALL BE LAW!!!!!!!!

No! You're word made me "LAWL". Different. Completely different.

harligrace wrote:pirates for me lol there toatly awsome and been arond since maybe since almost begining of time

Andrew94 wrote:Ya know Pirates and ninjas weren't realy around at the same time so its hard to say who is better with out seeing them fight.

The first documentation of pirates of any sort was in the 13th century. It's hard to determine exactly when ninja originated (ninja didn't want to be documented), but it is estimated sometime in the 14th century. Both still exist today, altho not as popular as they once were. As long as there is water and something to steal, there will be pirates. As long as there is darkness and people to spy on and/or kill, there will be ninja.
Who knows if they've every fought each other. But judging from their fighting styles, ninja would totally pwn pirates. any day.

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So Naruto ruined ninja reputation. Just like Pirates of the Caribean help pirates' rep. Pirates of the caribean and the pirates who don't do anything are about the only cool pirates. The rest are bleh.
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Ninja also have a longer lifespan than pirates. Pirates are not ashamed to tell who/how many they've killed, resulting in their being hunted down and hung (or killed some other way). Besides all the shipwrecks and scurvy and various other piratey diseases. Oh, and seamonsters.

Ninja, on the other hand, are very healthy (including vitamin water lol).
Here are some excerpts from a ninja-health guide:
~Exercise is important, but jogging is for wimps. Plenty of exercise can be had by leaping from bushes and kicking joggers in the head.
~When eating the still-beating heart of an enemy, ninja eat it all. There are starving ninja in Africa that don't have any hearts to eat.
~Cleanliness is next to godliness. If ninja get ketchup on their outfits whilst eating out, thew throw smoke-pellets and disappear. Later, outside their den, they burn their outfits while screaming uncontrollably at the top of their lungs (stress reliever)
~Secrecy is of utmost importance to the ninja's peace of mind. Not even the ninja's parents can know their identities. Not even if a ninja still lives in the basement of his parents' house.
~It's important for ninja not to be their own worst enemy. Therefore, ninja should be sure to practice proper dental care before wearing a face mask.

[these rules are more for LOLs than the debate]
[Btw, "ninja" is perfectly acceptable grammar for singular and plural. There are no plural forms of words in Japanese. I'm not just an idiot missing an s key or something lol.]

Oh yay. I'm pretty sure if pirates and ninjas fought... Ninjas would win. Hands down, no doubt about it. And really, vitamin water vs. rum? PSH. Yeah, okay...

I think all you "Pirate lovers" are confusing actual pirates with Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Carribean.

I'm pretty sure that if we were, pirates would win. xD

of course we are. jack sparrow is the pirate IDOL. we love him. we need to retitle this, jacksparrow vs ninja. jacksparrow wins, cuz he has the rum. WHAT NOW

You SMELL funny.

Jack Sparrow...Oy. This is hard... Unfortunately, I know that ninjas could take down Jack Sparrow. However, on the coolness scale, I have to say that Jack Sparrow owns. lol

no. jacksparrow would win. he's just the good.

I'm not getting involved in this but ninjas do tend to have a much bigger to do list. For example most bad ninjas plan on either destroying the earth or taking it over and the good ninjas have plans to save the earth on their own from these bad guys. While most bad pirates try to just steal some stuff and there really is no such thing as a good pirate.

Tis' true, however... Jack Sparrow would just use his confusion skills to outwit a ninja, if that's possible....

^^ nah. not possible. Ninja used confusion also. They always outsmarted the enemy.

Ahh, they did, but so did Jack Sparrow. Not that I'm debating that ninjas are better than pirates, because they are, obviously. Just, Jack Sparrow may be an exception to the rule...

Jack Sparrow uses hyper beam, its super effective! Too bad both Chuck Norris AND Santa are ninjas so they could easily beat Jack Sparrow.

ninjas MAY beat pirates, but jack sparrow beats ninjas.