Re: Longest Story Ever [game]

by **Dag264** Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:10 pm

Adam was trying to figure out what a quarterback is.

by **The Trainmaster** Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:06 pm

Sadly, he looked at the "tails" side of a 25 cent piece of monetary currency, among his confusion.

by Guest Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:21 pm

And tried to buy a burka in Russia using that coin.

by **The Trainmaster** Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:23 pm

Sadly, burka's were not sold in this country, nor did they flatter his figure.

by Guest Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:24 pm

Then he realized the flattered no one's figure, so he went and bought a bikini instead.

by **The Trainmaster** Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:28 pm

We wondered why he looked better then most women wearing one. 0_o

by Guest Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:33 pm

I believe you meant why.

But then a lifeguard came and arrested Adam for stealing his girlfriend.

by **The Trainmaster** Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:35 pm

Sadly, the lifeguard's girlfriend was a man-lady.

by Guest Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:36 pm

The governor was a homophobic, so he arrested the lifeguard as well.

by **The Trainmaster** Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:42 pm

And then screamed ILY at the growing crowd.

by **hockeyfanatic** Sat Feb 13, 2010 3:34 pm

But they all threw baseballs at him.

by Guest Sat Feb 13, 2010 3:49 pm

So he caught them all, and ate them

by **The Trainmaster** Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:06 pm

Joe asked if leather was part of a balanced breakfast.

by surrenderforever Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:13 pm

And he said, "It's part of my diet."

by **The Trainmaster** Thu Feb 18, 2010 5:29 pm

However, his diet was a very sad thing.

by **hockeyfanatic** Thu Feb 18, 2010 10:31 pm

So he threw it at the wall, breaking it.

by Homeless Man Fri Feb 19, 2010 9:14 am

His diet hit Sammy in the eye.

by **hockeyfanatic** Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:56 pm

No, it didn't. I said he hit a WALL with it. The thing that hit Sammy was his ego.

by **The Trainmaster** Fri Feb 19, 2010 5:36 pm

This made Sammy rather angry.

by Guest Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:39 pm

Which made her lash out at Chris.

by **hockeyfanatic** Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:03 pm

Grinding him into a pulp.

by **The Trainmaster** Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:29 pm

Which was used in Orange juice with "Some Pulp".

by **hockeyfanatic** Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:35 am

The orange juice turned people into Sammies.

by **The Trainmaster** Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:53 pm

Now the world was filled with people who wanted to kick our @$$.

by Guest Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:05 am

Thankfully, there were ninjas to protect the world from the Sammies.

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