Longest Story Ever [game]

All the while, Jack was guilty of a different crime and continued to steal toothpaste and rum.

Eventually, Barbossa got caught in the portal and ended up right in front of the Germans.

The Germans still dazed from getting hit by a CSX train, had no clue how the portal had come about.

(Sorry, it is not CSC HM, to nice try. 66.7% accurate.)

The portal kept getting bigger and bigger then it stopped for a while, then got bigger and bigger even still

This caused Davy Jones (who, strangely enough, did not die in the ocean) to be sucked into it.

Then Cody lost control of the csx train and got stuck in the portal causing all other people from fantasy land to revolt and explode.

However, the "undead" monkey still lived, which made the Germans go mad.

The Germans exploded from anger, and their body parts were scattered over lower Omaha.

The undead monkey continued to travel the world, and eventually ended up in Mexico.

Then the super secret justice league of super heroes which every one knows about finally showed up in germany.

But, since the Germans were already dead, they decided to head to Mexico.

They very much enjoined the banana soup greeting.

Then Cody who was left in the portal that was getting bigger and bigger got sucked in next to the hermit crab beast.

The hermit crab beast was sleepy, however, and did not bother Cody.

Cody was very thankful for this, because he was not eaten.

In fact, he was so thankful, he gave lucky charms to everyone.

Even to the hermit crab, who became so emotional, he had to hide in his cave.

This cave was so echoey that Cody's smile awoken the beast.

Who rushed upon Cody, using his teeth, his claws, and his M-80.

However, Cody grabbed his magnum, and tried to shoot the hermit crab in the eyes.

However, he shot him in an area not covered by blue cross, nor his hermit crab medicare.

This made the hermit crab run to the nearest hospital.

We wondered how he would fit into a hospital bed.

However, he managed to shrink himself with a special lazer.

This special laser smelled of blueberries.