Longest Story Ever [game]

However, the doctor was insane, causing the hermit crab to scream like a girl.

The hermit crab pinched the doctor, causing him to also scream like a girl.

That caused the nurse to run in, scream like a guy, then run out again.

This caused someone to yell "GET DOWN".

But nobody got down.

So they all had their heads blasted off by a high pressure water cannon with a laser attachment.

But then Santonio Holmes got traded.

(-freaks out-...NOOOooooo)

*Ahem*

This caused a major panic attack.

Except for Jackie, who laughed, just like when the McNabb trade happened. =P

Still, we'll see who's laughing when the Cowboys resign Pacman Jones.

Meanwhile, in Washington, D.C...

The Redskins are partying with their new QB, while Jason C is crying.


And Hah... I don't even care if they do. I'mma Dolphins fan now.

Joe told Jason not to worry, Dallas needed a new quarter back anyway.

But Jason freaked out because the chickens were on fire.

He was a redneck who had come up from Arkansas, where Barry Kincy lives.

But Barry Kincy liked burning chickens, so he grabbed them all.

He took them all down down to the deepest depths, to the owner of the fire pit, called Hell.

The chickens were incinerated. (sp? lol)

Then Jason started to cry and grab more chickens.

Which caused KFC riots that just so happened that Cody was there because an elmo doll at the other end of the mob of people was about to fall into a volcano.

Elmo and his friend Walter started yelling across the scene, trying to get the mob of people away from the volcano.

However, Elmo fell in and chickens followed, causing them to combine, and make the wildly popular "Kentucky Furred Chicken."

Which inspired people to change their original names to ridiculous monikers such as Kentucky Furred Cruelty.

Of course, the Chinese people found this hysterical, because they eat slime instead of chicken, and name their children Wang.

This caused a person named Slimey Face to destroy the new KFC so the secret justice league of super heroes came to help him.

The Secret Justice League had only shown up for the leftover mashed potatoes and gravy.