Longest Story Ever [game]

So he threw the flamethrower at the nearest narwhal, but the narwhal expertly blocked it with an enormous Q-tip.

However, the q-tip ended up being slightly singed on the left side, so the narwhal pulled out an old kar98k to try and shoot Cody.

Then, half of the "narwhals" pulled off their narwhal suits, revealing a multitude of COD soldiers.

However, since the COD soldiers were only 2D, Cody easily burned them up with his flamethrower.

but when he turned around they weren't dead! while he tried to kill them, he failed and jackie came and kicked there butts for him!

However, the narwhals butts were very small, so Jackie ended up flying into the air feet-first and falling down on a rock (yes, I know I'm evil =P).

(Uhhh, no! The COD soldiers are supposed to fight the narwhals! >.<)

The narwhals moved in on Jackie for the kill. (NOOOOOOOOOOO)

(The COD soldiers evolved into 1D, so no one could find them =P)

However, just then, Cody grabbed the kar98k that the narwhals had conviently dropped and shot all the narwhals until they died in such a matter that there was nothing left of them except for a...hair!

A few nights later (after Cody and Jackie had made out, talked while sitting on the beach staring at the sunset, made out again, and left for Jackie's apartment), a hermit crab ate the hair...and it began changing...

HOLY FUDGE.
The things that are said when you don't pay attention to a thread.. HONESTLY GUYS. YEESH!


The hermit crab became a big evil seamonster named Adam...

This woulda been bad if the COD soliders hadn't been walking in his general direction.

But Leroy Jenkins killed 5 soldiers, causing the rest to fall back.

Then the seamonster named Adam ate Leroy, until there was nothing left...but hair! (I see a pattern...)

Then a bunch of sea monkeies that Cody "unfound" on one of his past jobs used the hair to well nothing they just stood there.

Then a pirate named....(yes, someone shoot me )...Jack Sparrow came on his ship to kill the monkies....even though there was only one that was undead.

Sadly though, no one had told him they were ninja monkeys.

And, since Jack thought there were 10 clones of himself fighting the monkeys, he started to drink his rum.

This only made Jack very tipsy.

He tripped and fell into a portal which lead to a Germany HQ of Sea Monster killer co.

Yelling about no rum, (which didn't fall into the portal), he accidently made the Germans very angry.

The Germans then became very Sauer Kraut's. (Yes, I had to do it.)

Jack started to steal rum from the stores.

He also stole tooth paste, though no one knew why.

Then Cody was driving a CSC train and flew off the tracks and at the germans.

Strangely, the Germans blamed it on Jack, who was miles away.