Longest Story Ever [game]

Then Cody felt a distrubence in the curling force.

However, it ended up being a single fly that was practicing Chuck Norris moves.

Chuck Norris was not pleased with this.

He and the fly had an epic battle.

Chuck Norris was winning until the fly called for backup.

Then they had a swarm and nearly ate Chuck Norris alive, but we all know he is invinsiable

Invinsiable AND invincible. That's Chuck Norris for you.

And then Mrs. Charlton, a math teacher at PA Cyber, thinks she's so cool making all these Chuck Norris jokes.

Just then God was cliping his toe nails and a cliping hit Cody in the head.

knocking him unconcious for 4 years, wakeing up to find that his life as he knew it was gone.

So he joined up with the Coast Guard in order to capture a sea pirate.

However, he was attacked by a seaminja.

the seaminja began eating his flesh

Just then a narwhal saved Cody and told him to RSVP if he wanted to see the narwhal kingdom.

However, Cody didn't RSVP, so the narwhal became verryy mad.

It was found that it hard to RSVP, because the Underwater Postal System was very fishy.

However, that was no excuse for being lazy.

So the narwhals surrounded Cody's place of residence.

(1700th post...=P)

But, since they needed to watch 24, they decided to attack later. (Work before pleasure, right?)

When Cody saw all the narwhals in his front yard and called the cops and ran.

But the narwhals were fast, and managed to eat the cops while chasing Cody.

Eventually though, since the narwhals were chasing him everywhere, one of them tripped on a peice of coral and fell on him...squishing him to death.

Yet somehow, Cody managed to come back to life.

Only to find himself surrounded by the narwhals.

However, this time he managed to have a flamethrow conviently tucked inside his left shoe.