Longest Story Ever [game]

Sadly, she was tripped, and the muffins were intercepted and run back for a touchdown.

Then Cody comes in and eats all of the muffins and makes the little girl cry!

However it was really Adam in a Cody Suit (available at fine retailers near you.)

then a telletubbie came out and ate adam

And then Chris the Squirrel Stalker came in and attacked the telletubbie with jelly beans.


AND BTW. "Tinky winky! Dipsy! La-la! Poe. " I didnt realize anyone knew of that xD

While the sniper from my sig puts a bullet hole in the telletubbie. The he(the sniper) stands up an laughs a laugh unlike any other.

Then Tori glomped him off a cliff because Andrew posted twice.

And Madi comes over to see who Tori just glomped off the cliff and she realizes that the sniper....was Sean.

Us being superheros decided to save Sean, but we forgot our powers.

And then Super Jackie came in to save the day with her invisibility power

All this happened while Homeless Man bummed a ride off of a BNSF train to Bakersville, CA, WHILE carrying the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

Cody ended up hiding in his suitcase and catching a ride to Cajon's Pass (sp?)

And Jackie somehow got Cajon Pass right. (No need for the 's though)

Because she actually pays attention and likes listening.


Oops. Close enough. xD

Meantime, Homeless Man was about to blow up an apartment building in Bakersfield.

While the grandma was still waiting for her muffins in the woods.

Only to realize that they would never come, since Adam had eaten them.

So the Wolf went to eat Adam.*following the orgianl story lil red riding hood*

and Adam decided to stop by the Three Bear's house.

So the bears showed Adam how to use the force and lightsaber.

And then Obi Wan came in and taught him jedi mind tricks.

Obi Wan was then cruelly murdered by some evil jedi whose name I can not remember, and Adam threw a hissy fit.

Anakin?

And then Taylor Reed came along and comforted Adam while Anakin turned into Darth Vader.

Meanwhile, the hotel building had been blown up and Homeless Man was banned from the internet for life.

To which he responded with a big hissy fit, and Madi tried to calm him down.